Drug Dealing December Dishwashers

December 2006.

Needed a new dishwasher. Old dishwasher didn't want to work.
Unless he feels like it.

Wants to work 8-2pm. What dishwasher works 8-2?? The restaurant doesn't open until 11am? No dishes stacking up till 12. You want to work 2 hours? At $8/hr??? Because you have to go pick up your kids from day care. You have kids???? Holy *%$%^. How are you paying for them? Don't you want extra hours? You just bought a big house? And you drive an SUV?

HOLD EVERYTHING!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!!

WTF is wrong with this picture?

So I go ask him. "You have a new house and a new SUV and kids in daycare and you only want a few hours on the schedule? What do you have another job or something?"

"I have my own business."

Oh.

"That's cool. What kind of business?"

"A good one."

"Is this the kind of business where I could park next to it and walk under a door sign with your business' name on it and go inside and shop around? Or is it more like, I could pull up to a stop sign on a corner, not need to get out of my car, and the sign above your head would say Fourth and Main Street?"

"Yeah, that second one."

Thanks for being honest. Now you have to leave.

And why try telling the rest of the staff that you're doing back to school or you got another job?

Just leave already.